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Volunteer for breast cancer fundraiser
Wine-and-chats with the ladies
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Practice Wild Thing Camatkarasana pose
Reschedule therapist because of conflict with Zumba class
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Practice saying 'No'
Research Book Club suggestions
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Supervise Gomez cleaning gutters
Schedule sex hook up for when kids are asleep
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Soccer practice
Botox and Restylane injections
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Piano lesson for youngest
Search Coupon Sherpa for Latisse eyelash lengthener
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Drop kids for swim team practice
Bentley scheduled oil change and maintenance
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Victoria Secret White Tag sale
Vet appointment for Chihuahua's ear infection
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Voiceover Kung Fu Panda 3
Preventitive double mastectomy
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