You annoy me like an itch that made me twitch
And like my older brother Mitch, who was a snitch
Probably lying in a ditch, somewhere so I thought
You annoy me like an accidental snort that I caught off an escort
Who had a wart that looked like a chestnut.
You annoy me like a badly done hair cut that resembles that dirty mutt, that's a pain in the butt
You annoy me like a loud snore that came from a bore,
I ate raw when my mum saw; I ran into a door and broke my jaw that left my throat sore.
You annoy me like MR Capotes goat that ate the remote,
And now wears a raincoat on a speed boat
You annoy me like the flu, when I sneezed my bogey flew in the stew but you never knew,
I did tell your Cousin Andrew but he said not to tell you
You annoy me like the bully named woolly,
I was feared fully but pushed him in the trolley and now he doesn't walk properly
You annoy me like my bedbugs so I sleep with earplugs, they give me nothing but hugs, I think it was because I used to live with litterbugs
You annoy me like a bad smell that made me fell down the well, which made me unwell, I was hurt when I fell, I was once a male and now I'm female, look can you tell?
You annoy me like the plague on my teeth that makes me heath; well I did eat steal cheese and didn't brush in a week
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