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Smoke signals call for Philip Morris, Nicationa the Klamath called it before chasing down wild horses, put Jamestown on the map (payback for the land grab?) , social rituals embraced, refined, commodified jones for faux-Turkish blends, later cured when fashion intervened, cult of (obsessive compulsive)
personality kicking the habit to the curb, regulating it like natives to designated outdoor reserves for their own sake, destiny manifest in legislated evolution, self-anointed
saviors resurrecting Joe Camel, invoking secondhand science & vanity cloaked in health concerns to
justify jizya from tobacco profiteers to wellness mullahs, curing custom and refining history to suit their taste, the oldest and most particular Aroma Therapy congregation locked out, air rage, hypochondria, slave labor smoke screen Arabs bearing Hispanic surname gift, TB,
MRSA & every strain of Asian flu waved in, PC cops dispersing the curious crowd: 'there's nothing to see here.'
Cretan Maineiac
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