Ascension Poem by Champion Chris

The four appear in a cosmodrome,
To find Maxis' surviving tome

Ascension is home to madman Gersch,
His device a black hole to hell submerge

The german leads the party of four,
into something more than a blood-spilling tour

"He talks to himself" the Marine grumbles,
He would kill them all to save his personal rumbles


Monkey from space attack their drinks,
"My vodka! " the Russian's fire ensure monkey sinks

An element of chaos fuels the lander,
to reload and then take a gander

The man is freed by a unknown mechanism,
Samantha screams at their new incendiarism

Another wave envelopes the heroes,
Where hell takes them this time who knows?