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Asking For A Stiff Drink by Ted Sheridan

11/22/2008 1:49:52 PM
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Asking For A Stiff Drink
 
 
She asked me to explain why every man
she meets wants to screw her; I replied,
“I can’t speak for every man but I can tell you why I do.
Give me a few minutes to prepare; to strip myself
of my inhibitions and I will give you my answer.
Removing a glass from the cabinet, I poured a stiff drink
of the finest whiskey available to man…..
Toasting the beauty of both, I raised my glass and said….
Until this point in my life, both the fine whiskey and the fine woman
had always been unobtainable….

2008 ©

Ted Sheridan


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Ophelia Payne (7/27/2008 8:42:00 AM)
I do agree the older you get the finer the wine gets
Thad Wilk (7/23/2008 10:24:00 PM)
Ahh Ted what a toast! I'll drink to those two fine things - of which you boast! *10*!
Best regards
Friend Thad

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