Ate A Burger In A Bathtub Poem by John W. McEwers

Oh, I ate a burger in a bathtub
now the lady left me
ate a burger in a bathtub
and my life fell from me

ate a burger in a bathtub
now everyone judges
ate a burger in a bathtub
and the people I thought were friends
call me the Meat Washer

Ate a burger in a bathtub
and now I'm so very sad
Ate a burger in a bathtub
'cause I didn't know it was bad

It saved me some time
and it tasted good: (

But people think I'm stup
-id.