Bhow To Get A Girl Poem by Barry A. Lanier

Realizing the turmoil and difficulty at times in a guy getting a girl the proposed guidelines are purely suggestive. Based on the feedback the series may be continued.

How To Get A Girl
1) Recognize and utilize your strengths (Drinking Beer is not one of them)

2) If you have trouble socializing ask a girl who is a friend to go with you on a practice date (Do not try to get her in the back seat)

3) Being responsive to the emotional needs of others is not a weakness. Understand the girls emotional needs and practice empathy and understanding (We no longer drag women off by their hair to caves)

4) Learn the art of meaningful conversation and questions (Don't fire off questions in sequence and practice relavent practical discussion. Are you hot? is not one of them)

5) Take risks and be romantic (Going through the driveway at MacDonald's is not a romantic dinner)

6) Be Unpredictable (Flowers are nice but be a little more creative. How about cooking her a surprise meal with candlelight and roses and don't wear your baseball cap on the date)

7) Be Aware of Body Language (if your date is constanly yawning then something you are doing is not right)

8) First date- going to a movie really isn't a good idea- it's somewhat difficult to get to know someone in the dark when you can't talk.

9) Personal Hygeine (guys I know it's tough at times but please take a bath and not in the creek, and but a little of that special deoderant, you know the kind that is scented and go out on a limb and buy an after shave a little more refined than Aqua-Velva)

10) Attire (again I know it's tough but guys pay special attention to color coordinating the socks, and don't wear your work boots or tennis shoes)

11) Chivalry On Life Support (again guys I know it's hard but women do pay attention to little things like opening car doors and letting them walk on the inside when walking together, helping them with their coats, look at these as Bonus Points)

Well, tired out, so much more to tell, keep the passion flowing, the peas in the pot, and the ham cooking.