Barry A. Lanier (Georgia)
<b>Mama Said Also-Good Uns'
Son 'Always remember to follow your heart, or a compass'
Son ' Never go out with a lady who doesn't wear underwear, for she is
to lazy to wash'
Son 'When you our having dinner with a lady, and she's starts rubbing
your ankle or foot, she's probably having an allergic reaction, go
get her a Benadryl'
Son 'If your dishswasher stops working, don't yell at her'
Son' The only reason God created alcohol is where ugly people could
Son' If your wife is smoking while you are in bed, something's wrong! '
Son ' Grow up to be the kind of man your dog thinks you are'
Son ' Don't ever take all the girl talk so serious, it will come the time
when small things come back in style'
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