Bald Robbin' Hood Poem by arnab gupta

I know a bald Robbing Hood
Who comes in clothes very good
But he is a skinflint
and carries a bag with surface lint.


Robbing Hood comes every day
and (when he comes) looks my way
opens his mouth
just to needlessly shout.


Robbing Hood drives a red car
and frequently goes to the bar
He always takes his cut
in money's case, no but.

Robbing Hood is very hard to cheat
he is very account neat
how I wish
to give him a pish.