Bargain Hunt! Poem by Simon Gowen

I’m in trouble with my parents
It happens all the time
I’ve been watching “Tim” on Bargain Hunt
He helped me in my crime!

So I looked around and hunted for
The oldest thing we had
But all that I could think of
Was related to my dad

It had no chips or damage
No markings I could see
He won’t miss one Cos we are blessed
Between us we have three

I drove down to a dealer
I took it in my van
And I’ve just made 500 quid
Cos he’s just bought my NAN!