Becoming Pregnant Poem by James McLain

When they tighten significantly, just before.
The branch of the tree,
will suddenly become stiff and rigid.
More so when your significant other,
throughout her beginning, middle the end ministration.
Your head feels like because of her might come off.
And will suddenly engorge with blood, swell to largely,
and the branch of the tree will feel like it has gone rigid and is straining against itself (which it is) .
The last and final clue is that you will feel around the center ridge,
on the underside of the branch of the tree suddenly pulse.
It will give one (empty pulse) ,
followed a fraction of a second later by a second,
and then more subsequent pulses.
The first pulse generally does not seem like it is, but it is empty of.
The second and subsequent pulses most assuredly do.
The majority of that which she needs is acquired,
during the first three contractions.
The remaining contractions and pulses will diminish in volume.
First contraction/pulse, usually devoid of (empty pulse) .
Second contraction/pulse, contains (approximately 1/8th of the total volume) .
Third and fourth contractions/pulses, contains
(approximately 1/3 of the total volume)
this like hers is the heaviest flow when from her it flows.
Fifth, sixth, seventh and eighth contractions/pulses,
contain (approximately 1/2 of the total volume) .
Ninth and subsequent contractions/pulses,
may or may not contain and are sometimes referred to as 'after waves' or the attempting to continue to when little or none remains.