Bill Clinton Wanna’ Be Poem by Joe Rosochacki

Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick has something in common with Bill,
They are both Democrats, they elected to their position,
They both swore to uphold the constitution,
they are both married,
And if you think they had legacy,
UNTIL,
They perjured themselves before a court a law.
But that’s not all.
They made people pay when what the people said was true.
Those women who came against Bill were to be vilified by the Clinton campaign,
Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey, countless others; they are all the same.
Those cops came across misgivings by Kwame were fired,
Campaigns to smear their names.
The wife of Bill said they right wing fanatics trying to destroy Bill’s reputation,
But late a glob of Bill’s body was found a blue dress was not a premonition
But the phone was the problem,
Bill’s mistress could not stop talking about the illicit relationship.
Bill’s mistress confided via telephone to Linda Tripp.
Kwame’s was to be the same problem, except by message by text.
The officer’s came across some text messages that would have a policeman blush.
Kwame’s mistress was his aide, Christine Beatty.
Bill’s mistress was senate intern, Monica Lewinsky
Bill was impeached, the second president to do so,
What is goes on for Kwame?
Who knows?
Like Bill, Jimmy Swaggert, and Jesse Jackson asked forgiveness,
All is not lost,
Because they are carrying on the tradition of power,
No matter what the cost.

Kwame was officially charged today for perjury, among others charges,
He ought to resign because his trial will get in the way of his running the city.
Kwame is wrecked politically; Kwame is De-De-De.
Another thing the Wayne County prosecutor, Kym Worthy
Has been eyeing the seat of mayor, her name was synonymous with Malice Green.
Is she prosecutes and has a conviction, will she then run for mayor?
It’s too early to be seen.

As defiant he was, Kwame had to quit,
Furthermore he in Jackson State Prison will sit.
He is fined $1,000,000 for his perjury,
He did put the City of Detroit to the point of weary

And now his political movement is shot,
He is a Bill Clinton he must have forgot.

Ruined politicians have a book deal or movie tale,
Kwame Kilpatrick was sent to jail.

Christine Beatty will sent to jail for four months in a cell,
Five years probation after that she write a book about kiss and tell