Black Aggie Poem by Ima Ryma

Felix Agnus buried his wife,
And put a statue o'er her grave.
He'd mistreated her all his life,
And for that she never forgave.
The life size statue was where she
Took up residence late at night.
The statue was called Black Aggie.
Felix Agnus stayed out of sight,
For he heard tales of folks who died.
Near the statue, their bodies found.
All their internal organs fried.
Ashes blowing about the ground.

Black Aggie's eyes - when they glow red,
If you see them, it means you're dead.