Breakfast With The Clintons by Ted Sheridan

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Breakfast With The Clintons

My wife say's to me this morning at the table
That she thinks Hillary Clinton is an ugly
Not to mention evil woman
I say's to my lovely wife, who was takin' a sip of coffee
You just ain't a whistlin' Dixie there dear
That woman is about as evil as they come
She's so disingenuous and calculating that she makes
Ol' hubby Bill look like a real nice feller.....
The kind of guy you might not mind
sittin' across the table from and sharin' a cold brew
Then I thought better of what I had just said
As I looked under the kitchen table....
It was the dog nudging me to retract that last statement....

2007 © T Sheridan

Ted Sheridan

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Trade Martin (8/8/2007 11:24:00 PM)
Sure Ted, saying something nice about Slick Willy was very disrespectful to your dog....! ! ! Best, T.M..