Bunker-Busters Poem by bobby beddoe

Israel ordered some bunker-busters from us.
They asked for lots - and some extras for surplus.
So our Air Force Strike Command
Routed them to The Promised Land.
Including the stealth delivery apparatus!

Well, guess what! That made Obama quite angry,
He wanted to send those bombs to the Saudi;
But, had to tow the line
As re-election time
Draws near, getting down to the nitty-gritty!

This past week God left Obama’s mic turned on
During a G-20 meet. So thereupon,
From Honcho it slips
Through his two lips
When dealing with Benjamin during pre-election!

So the latest poll shows that about 2%
Of Israelis now support our president;
Down from about 35%
Before the “mic” incident;
Could be re-election killer for incumbent!

Now, back to those Israeli bunker-busters.
They’re six times bigger than old 5,000-pounders
And can reach targets deep
Underground 200 feet,
Before exploding inside secret nuke bunkers!

Our leader was rebuffed when he demanded
That no strike on any of his blood kindred,
Or any of his clan
(Including Iran)
Would take place without his permission granted!

But Israel refused to warn him in advance
Of any pre-emptive strike - and that’s their stance.
So Obama has ordered
US agents coverted
To glean clues of Israel’s intentions in essence!

In summery: Barack dislikes the Jewish Nation,
He heedeth not they are under God’s protection;
Wonder what would think Truman,
Or would think Ronald Reagan
If were alive to see our president’s perversion!
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