Celebrity Hack Poem by Martin O'Neill
Celebrity Hack
Vitriolic rifts and schisms
Dress them up as witticisms
Underhanded criticisms
Paraded as a pretticism.
"Well, I know that's not a REAL word
Daahling, but this is showbiz! "
Feeding on the gossip hunger,
Revelling as rumour-monger
Make the story linger longer
Rub your hands and count the Wonga
" Money is SUCH a dirty word
Daahling, but this is showbiz! "
Spread the word on Who is Trending
Fragile egos all need mending
Vacuous opinions vending
Soundbites from your contacts sending
'Celebrity Hack is a HATEFUL term
Daahling! But, this IS showbiz! '
This is great. You watch some tv shows and you cringe and cannot hide. Nailed it here.
Ha, I often wonder what it would be like to inhabit 'that' world. But I am all too happy to be on the outside of that. You've captured it well, in more than one aspect.
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I would like to translate this poem
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4/25/2024 3:44:55 AM # 1.0.0.1119
The glories of the internet is that its also a garbage dump gossip memes, either way you hit it and pack it in with a punch