Chicken Nuggets Poem by Amber Evans

1) i only have 1 dimple, on the left side.
2) i hate to hear people eat.
3) my favorite food is usually whatever um eatin at the time.
4) i can write in Chiller. (yes, the font on microsoft word.)
5) i love it when people don't understand me, but i hate it when they think they do.
6) i give great advice, but hardly ever take it.
7) i'm double jointed.
8) i laugh at scary movies sometimes.
9) i can dance like Shakira.
10) i've been in love with Prince, Michael Jackson, Pink Panther, Stewie, and JC from NSYNC since i was seven.
11) the song 'Crazy' by Gnarls Barkley tells my life story.
12) i hate my regular handwriting, but i LOVE it in cursive.
13) my favorite word is froo froo.
14) i only LOOK quiet.
15) i hate people who stare.
16) hypocrites make me hostile.
17) i only drink green tea.
18) i learn only by experience.
19) i have 3 alter egos: DaKota (killer) , Loni (lover) , and Dutchess (gangster) .
20) falling on the floor is fun for me.
21) i have the smallest nose in the world.
22) yea, i can do the cherry stem thing.
23) i like to make lists.
24) i ALWAYS want a chicken sandwich. (don't believe me? ask ANYBODY i talk to.)
25) i know every song from purple rain.
26) i'm very unremorseful.
27) my new favorite word is unremorseful.
28) i can memorize commercials.
29) i make random noises.
30) i love black diamonds.
31) i like long text messages.
33) oosh. (see #29)
34) i, yes, me. figure it out.
35) i found nemo.
36) i like to make up words, and incorporate them into everyday conversation.
37) i hate people who flaunt their sense of satisfaction.
38) forget #37, i hate people who HAVE a sense of self satisfaction.
39) if you tell me i act like someone else, i'll take it as an insult.
40) i usually have a quote for every occasion/time.
41) i'm not really violent, but i AM dangerous.
42) i always cross my legs to the right.
43) i have a tendencey to ask REALLY crazy questions. most of the time they're confusing and/or highly out of place, but they always get answered.
44) sometimes the things i see in my head are black and white.
45) i never seem to make the same mistake more than 3 times.
46) anything black, neon, royal blue, or glow in the dark is my favorite color.
47) i like the smell of scotch tape.
48) i like patent leather shoes.
49) i haven't had a dr pepper in 2 years.
50) i stutter sometimes.
51) i'm a super tomboy.
52) i can't do a handstand.
53) i speak batter british THAN the british.
54) i spend a lot of time by myself, thinking or writing.
55) every 2 or 3 months, i rearrange my room.
56) i am a self proclaimed, lisenced relationship therapist.
57) i've been to every single state on the east coast of America.
58) i like to write on myself.
59) my closest associates are usually the ones that tolerate me the longest.
60) if you have a tendency to say 'omg' instead of 'oh my gosh' when you talk, i promise you after like 5 minutes of conversation, i'll walk away.
61) i tan easily.
62) the sun bleached my hair.
63) i wear baggy sweats a lot.
64) i have a tendency to chew my lip whenever i'm angry, sad, or anything other than happy.
65) i've been stalked twice in my life.
66) when i'm bored, i get cold.
67) i rarely apologize.
68) i cried on Purple Rain.
69) this note is far from done......