Clean Cut For Prez Poem by Ima Ryma

Thomas Dewey did run for Prez
Two times, and two times he did lose.
One reason for his losses sez
His having a mustache - bad news.
Especially with women vote,
The hairy lip viewed negative.
Look of villainy some did note,
A creepy vibe, the 'stache did give.
Since the Dewey defeats, no one
Has tempted fate with facial hair.
All clean shaven choices have run,
A 'stache just too iffy to wear.

A mustache hinders a Prez bid.
Hillary Clinton keeps hers hid.