Dark Days # 2 Poem by Assorted Thoughts 2.0

I have no affinity for the days of the week said the ant. Well, that's your problem. Really, thanks... I was alive this morning crawling across the lip of the bathtub. Now, I have drowned in a drop of water! Well, you should have made a run for it on Saturday. Why? Cause I laid in bed all day long smelling like death. Couldn't you smell your inevitable demise brewing the next morning? No, I'm just an insect. Well, so am I, The queen bee wants me fresh and frosty for Monday morning. Mine does too, jack***. Give it a rest, she will replace you with another drone. And you? At least my queen gives me a paycheck every Friday..
Good on you, at least I don't lay in bed all day long with a hangover. Well, At least I'll be alive to face another grueling Monday morning? Go f*** yourself..