David Cook Poem by Ramona Thompson

An Erotic American Idol Parody of Hank William's Classic Song Hey Good Lookin'

Hey, hey, ooh so good lookin'
How I'd love to know what David's got cookin'
Love to have him cookin' something up inside of me
Hey, you know, I'd sure love to touch that sweet body
Do ya think that maybe I could get him to taste my secret reci-pe

Bet he's got a real hot rod
Maybe for a $20 dollar bill
He'll touch me in just the right spot to send my my racing heart
Right over the hill
Wanna get down on my knees and drink his soda pop
All night long
Naked and dancin' so sexy free
So D.C. if you're reading this
Won't you please come have some fun with me

Say, hey, ooh so good lookin'
How I'd love to know what David's got cookin'
Love to have him cookin' somethin' up inside of me

I'm free and ready to show him just how hot I can be underneath this silky black teddy
Hopin' soon he'll be giving his sexy song up to me
No more just lookin'
I know what I want and so tonight
We're gonna be lovin'
Keepin' some erotic company

I'm gonna throw my legs up around him and straddle that man's fence
Ain't just singin' nonsense
I'm no screaming wet teenybopper
I'm a woman of legal age
Showin' him all the good old tricks that come with a lady cougar

Say, hey, ooh so good lookin'
How I'd love to know what David's got cookin'
Love to have him cookin' somethin' up inside of me


2008 Ramona Thompson