Treasure Island

Mandolyn ...


dental derps


i think they're putting drones
inside our children's gums.
three cavities turned out to be none
but my son still walked out numb
exclaiming 'i didn't even have one! '

then why is he talking funny
and why do we hear static
when he yawns?

i'm telling you,
dentists are shady
get yourself a set of pliers
and hire lots of toothpaste-

Submitted: Wednesday, August 06, 2014

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