Directions For Using The Enclosed Poem by Glen Martin Fitch

The best ingredients,  
some fresh, some aged,
in new, exciting ways 
have been combined.
For your delight and health 
they have been gauged 
to please you senses,  
aid both heart and mind.
The contents packaged here 
have been condensed.
When prepped and ready
add discernment, warmed.
A small amount 
need only be dispensed.
With gentle kneading 
you will feel transformed.
Apply,  
let set,  
rinse well,  
and then repeat.
Discretion:
recommended for adults.
Forewarned:
void excessive cold or heat.
Do not expect 
immediate results.
Assess effect 
when process is complete.
(Not pleased?  
reply!  
Get refund- with receipt.)