Do Vegetarians Eat Animal Crackers? Poem by Amy Stuart

Do Vegetarians Eat Animal Crackers?

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'Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? '
Was what I was asked one day.
It was a man on the street,
And that's all he would say.

My reply to him was,
'I do not know.
But I'll find out for you.
So now I will go.'

So I went to a center,
Where some vegee-heads ate.
And I asked them my question,
With no further delay.

Their answer to me,
Made me laugh close to dead.
'Of course we do silly,
We bite off their heads! '

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Samanyan Lakshminarayanan 16 January 2009

that was realy funny...10

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Ian Singer 20 November 2008

very good and very funny

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Lou Embalsado 17 April 2008

Lol amusing pieve of poetry! nice girl!

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