Doctor Freud Poem by Herbert Nehrlich

Doctor Freud

Rating: 4.1


The fact that you wear a moustache
and float around with much panache
does not make you into the Kaiser
nor would it see you any wiser
so stop pretending little man
wipe off your grin with the false tan
for, if you think yours does not smell
then in your mind you are not well.
Come see me when you have a chance
but pay your fee well in advance.
as otherwise I get annoyed
my name is Doctor Sigmund Freud.

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Mahnaz Zardoust-Ahari 17 July 2005

Fun poem...I laughed.

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Raynette Eitel 17 July 2005

You win the prize for the most interesting topics for poems, Herbert. This is fun. Raynette

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Max Reif 17 July 2005

cute, Herbert! (Hell, I have to type 20 characters for this to post!)

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Lawrence S. Pertillar 17 July 2005

Impatient too, I gather? Hmm, sounds like Doctor Freud has a little competition he wished wouldn't attract so much attention...besides himself. Interesting poem here Herbert! LSP

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Linda Preston 17 July 2005

Some interesting thoughts here, Herbert

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