(dodgy Dave Tale) He Put Himself In Jail Poem by JoAnn McGrath

(Dodgy Dave Tale) He Put Himself In Jail



Never say David is not on the ball
He is always thinking ahead...that's all
He is always playing pranks you see
That make you laugh and slap your knee

His motto is 'Always be prepared'
The same motto the boy scouts share
He was thinking he would do his sermon in court
Maybe receive a little more support

He had his sermon done in hand
But it wasn't his words they couldn't understand
HE just couldn't read his own hand writing
And it wasn't because of poor lighting

He was guilty of poor penmanship
That's what made him slip
Two steps back and in the pokey
Maybe David should use Karaoke
They don't need to hear him sing
But at least you'll see the words on that thing


5 Aug 2008


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