Doing Business Poem by Ima Ryma

Behind a bush, a wolf was seen
By the Little Red Riding Hood.
'What big eyes you have - you look mean, '
She called. The wolf ran through the wood.
Later, Red saw that wolf once more,
Down in some tall grass. What big ears'
'You have, ' she yelled, and off he tore.
Red keeps on walking. Then appears
That same wolf squat behind a tree.
'What big teeth you have, ' Red asserts.
'You must have bad in mind for me.'
The wolf sighs, and then he blurts,

'Will you get lost you little frump? '
'Leave me in peace to take a dump.'