Don’t Ask Me To Multitask Poem by C Richard Miles

If you’re asking,
There’s no way I’m multitasking:
I’m a man; get it.
So if you ask me to multitask, forget it.
It’s as much as a simple man can do
To see one single plan bang through.
So, since you ask,
I think I’ll just mono-task!
Though now I come to think about it,
I start to doubt it
And reckon that even mono-tasking is beyond me
And, by asking me to multitask, you’ve conned me,
So I’ll just sit and do nothing:
But even how to do that, I’ve forgotten!