Duck Feet Poem by Josh Bashline

If I had duck feet,
I'd walk an odd duck walk.
People would send funny looks my way.

If I had duck feet,
I'd swim really fast.
I could win all the races,
If i had little webbed duck feet.

If i had duck feet,
I wouldn't have many people friends,
I'd mostly hang out in the park,
trying to get the ducks to stay,
but all they'd do is fly away.

It's a good thing that i dont have duck feet.
Because if i did,
I'd be a lonley, depressed, ugly, half-human, half-duck guy with no girlfriend and no job.