Dying Isnt So Bad Poem by Odey Patrick

Dying isnt so bad
So you shouldnt be so sad.
You get to sleep and rest
from life's streneous quests.
You get to rest in sleep
and let off some steam.

And when you wake, Muslim?
You rise to meet 7 Virgins!

And dear Christians,
thank goodness!
You will rise to the wicked's end!
And if you do not enter Heaven's gate
relax, do not fret just yet
you will not miss Hell's treat
to fireworks and music concerts free
Peformances by the resident music stars!

So you see? Dying isnt so bad!