Election Looming Poem by Tom Higgins

'Believe me folks, when I say,
That I know exactly which way,
This country needs to go,
In order for the economy to grow.

And, unlike the incumbent there,
My friends and I, we really care,
About the direction that this great nation,
Needs to take, and, indeed, the frustration,

That we know you folks out there are feeling,
We're here for you, and we're appealing,
For your valuable votes, so that we,
Can take you where we want you to be.

And working with our friends at Haliburton,
You can rest assured, yes you can be certain,
That everything will go as planned,
Directed by God's almighty hand.

We aren't going to tell you just now,
That you will all have to pay, and how!
When we take on the mullahs of Iran,
And attack them from Afghanistan! '