Erectile Dysfunction Poem by Foster Teegarden

I'm shooting you a text
just to get myself a start
to making you my own
just to help my beating heart.
When finally you respond
I'll be ever so giddy.
Cause waiting for the best
should make everyone happy.
Just maybe I'm a bit
overboard, over-zealous
from having this little
love, and now I'm so jealous
of those that you have thought
to be sexier than me.
Appealing to you more,
look at you seductively.
But I was even more.
I was just too shy to try.
Reminding me of my
prior attempts, all a lie.
You truly are the first
girl that I have had feelings
for. Kicking me to the
bay just to send me swimming
off looking for my next
'little strange love addiction.'
But you're also the last.
I'll stick to masturbation
Though I cannot do that.
Going through revolution
and even further more
erectile dysfunction
is setting in in me.
I can't move on without you.
Please sparingly give me
a single night, then you choose.