Err So Rare Poem by Hubert Wilson

Really worried aboout that Texas Governor feller?
Isn't too bright or stellar?
Confused about him ridin' a mountain bike?
Kinda wonderin' exactly what that was like?
You might wonder too?

Perhaps his balance went wildly askew?
Examined every possible accident cause?
Rationalized all the flaws?
Rattled by the embarrassment he must now bear?
Yes, he fell off his bike - just too heavy was that massive head of hair?

His right collarbone was broken, but he absolutely refused to even discuss any possible injuries on the LEFT? Thankfully his hair was not injured in anyway! The rumor is that former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich sent him a get well card - plus extra drums of industrial strength hairspray from his private stock?