Eureka! Eureka! Poem by Ramona Thompson

Eureka! Eureka!
I have found it!
At last I have found the cure
The cure for the world's most deadly and cruel sickness
But I will not part with it
Nope, sorry I just can't
Not until the auction on ebay tonight
Only than to the highest bidder will it go
No ifs ands or buts about it
No checks, paypal or credit cards accepted
Gotta have cash
Cold hard cash
No exceptions
Don't care who it goes to
You could be a terrorist for all I care
Don't matter to me
As long as I get paid
My biggest payday yet
Gonna sit back and watch in glee
As those greedy bids start pouring in
One by one
Higher, higher, and higher still
Sweet!
Looks like after this I'm gonna be set for life
All because by accident I got lucky
Oh so lucky when....
Eureka! Eureka!
I found it!
The cure for.....

IDIOT SICKNESS!

2009 Ramona Thompson

Fiction only!