Ever Have One Of 'Those' Days Poem by David Whalen

Did you ever have one of “those” days
A day at least twenty seven hours long

A day in which nothing much went right
Yet also, a day when… nothing went wrong

One of those days that does absolutely nothing’
One of those days that could have phoned itself in

One of those days you could’ve fit so much stuff in
But you didn’t…and ain’t that a sin.

A day… that had it gone any slower,
Would have started goin’ in reverse

until’ it turned into yesterday and..
What could possibly be worse?

Tomorrow would become today then
Well that’s what could go wrong!

And I’d have another one of “those” days
A day at least thirty hours long