Exceptions Of Me Poem by Kelly Zender

I AM BEAUTIFUL
I AM MARVELOUS
EXCEPT WHEN I'M MONSTROUS.
I AM GORGEOUS
EXCEPT WHEN I'M HIDEOUS.
I AM PRETTY
EXCEPT WHEN I'M HOMELY.
I AM RAVISHING
EXCEPT WHEN I'M REPULSIVE.
I AM EXQUISITE
EXCEPT WHEN I'M VALUELESS.
I AM SHINNING
EXCEPT WHEN I'M ATROCIOUS.
I AM CHARMING
EXCEPT WHEN I'M WASPISH.
I AM TALENTED
EXCEPT WHEN I'M ILL-NATURED.
I AM DECORATIVE
EXCEPT WHEN I'M VILE.
I AM PATTERNED
EXCEPT WHEN I'M IMMORAL.
I AM SUPERB
EXCEPT WHEN I'M BAD-TEMPERED.
I AM LOVELY
EXCEPT WHEN I'M TERRIBLE.
I AM DIVINE
EXCEPT WHEN I'M HEINOUS.
I AM WONDERFUL
EXCEPT WHEN I'M SURLY.
I AM DAZZLING
EXCEPT WHEN I'M NASTY.
I AM SPARKLING
EXCEPT WHEN I'M DISAGREEABLE.
I AM BRILLIANT
EXCEPT WHEN I'M ILL-LOOKING.
I AM ELLEGANT
EXCEPT WHEN I'M OFFENSIVE.
I AM BRIGHT
EXCEPT WHEN I'M VICIOUS.
I AM GLITTERING
EXCEPT WHEN I'M TERRIBLE.
I AM TASTEFUL
EXCEPT WHEN I'M SPITEFUL.
I AM BEAMING
EXCEPT WHEN I'M HARD-FEATURED.
I AM HARMONIOUS
EXCEPT WHEN I'M ILL-FAVORED.
I AM MAGNIFICENT
EXCEPT WHEN I'M SCANDALOUS.
I AM IMPRESSIVE
EXCEPT WHEN I'M REVOLTING.
I AM GRAND
EXCEPT WHEN I'M UNPLEASANT.