Fart Button Poem by BEAU GOLDEN

All of a sudden
I saw the FART button
Next to the classic art
I pushed it to hear
What I thought i would hear
a really fantastic fart
Instead of a fart
The site tore apart
and took me somewhere i know not
the juxtaposition
of its disposition
Implores you with an endless flash
that if u sat trapped
with all that it crapped
you'd gouge out your heart in a crash
If i knew the guy
who flashes that ad
I'd fax to his cell phone
until he went mad
If i knew the man
for whom it profits like a fool
I'd help them to chop off his tool
And in conclusion
Im lost in confusion
over what he is trying to sell
because his dilemma
really must stemma
from the farce of his marketing smell