Fast & Furious Fail Poem by Ralph Vaughan

Glittering skeletons, bone-men with fireball eyes,
Slip from out the shadows, dark capes obscuring famous faces
That would be instantly recognized under flickering blue skies,
Lightning-lashed heavens as Quetzalcoatl thrashes
Fearful of an eagle claw that slashes to the bone;
So he watches the bone-men, brown death-boys
Return with their deadly chrome-and-licorice toys
And celebrate with poisoned tequila,
Even swallowing the deadly worm
Before beginning their harvest of souls.
And the Emperor dines.