Fitness Guru Poem by Sidney Spencer

Black and blue I'm a fitness guru
jumpn on my crotch rocket
Imma make you blow a sprocket
yes for a few you can look like me to
well maybe not like me
but I still need my fee
with hard work and patience
one rep two rep three rep four
look at you now you can make it through the door
five rep six rep seven rep eight rep yeah Poppi chu look great
looks like you losing a lotta weight
way a minute you can't make it this week
refun what's dat am I having fun
yeah man I'm in the gym i told chu I'm the fitness guru.