Susan Sparks

Rookie - -6 Points (July 8,1957 / Fort Leavenworth, Kansas)

Flatulence Will Get You Everywhere


Flattery will get you nowhere
Butt flatulence is different
Bottle it and sell it
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Topic(s): Humor


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  • Freshman - 1,419 Points Darlene Walsh (4/25/2014 5:18:00 PM)

    lol, not very practical but that was very funny. Cows however are a HUGH source of methane, that could make another funny poem, put it in your cereal or put it in your car. (Report) Reply

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