Flying Around The Room Poem by Robert Brendan

so this cat
French Dan he’s called
cuz he’s French Canadian
is a ninja
so that makes him a
French Canadian ninja
wellnow
he says he can fly himself
around the room
when he describes his
training exercises
he talks about how
he can make the heavy
bag
hit the ceiling with
his punches
looks right at you
in his French Canadian accent
which is really thick
and tells you this
and you just have to
believe it
because he’s your buddy right
and besides that
he’s a good guy
a real good guy