Forever After Poem by Kevin Patrick

Rapunzel was a born-again skinhead
After she escaped from the tower
Cinderella was obsessive compulsive
Making her madder than a hatters Charmer
And Queen Aurora was an insomniac
This made her a terrible host
Snow White was a nymphomaniac
Who had a fondness for marrying dwarfs
Ariel got drunk so she wouldn’t get dry
And Alice chased rabbits for wonderlands highs
What nobody knows is that they all saw doctor
Because there’s no merry rainbows after forever after