Gay People Conspiracy Theories Poem by Ramona Thompson

Just who or what are gays and why are they here? Read on for some of the most shocking theories yet.

1. They are Satan's soliders sent to destory all of mankind.

2. They are innocent people who have been brainwashed by terrorists to destory America and our wholesome set of values.

3. They're aliens from outer space sent here to spy on mankind to see if we will ever accept other lifeforms.

4. They're just another kind of people. One of 3 kinds that there are on our earth. Men, women, and gays.

5. Gay people are not real. They're just the monsters of our own messed up minds playing tricks on us.

6. God put them here on earth as a test to see if mankind could resist the ulimate temptation and remain faithful to him.

7. There is no such thing as gays. It's just a bunch of wannabe failed actors trying to get the extra attention and love that they were not given as children.

8. We straight people are the abnormal ones here. If the world was right, then we would all be queer.

9. Gayness is a sickness that passes through 3 ways. Our water, food supply, and the air. It's just like catching a cold or the flu only far worse and longer lasting.

10. To take the people's minds off of all the chacos the world is currently in the goverment pays some people to pretend to be gay so as to outrage their fellow citizens and lead their concerns elsewhere.