Girls Best Friends Poem by Stanley Cooper

Girls best friends, diamonds are
Besting men as friends by far
No man could conceivably approach
The luster of a diamond broach

Guys to girls appear quite feckless
Compared to a forty-carat diamond necklace
First place goes to the gem so pure
Farther down is the man’s allure

Men can be quite contrary
Causing fems to be quite wary
Divorce rates prove men expendable
Diamonds value more dependable

Diamonds are much harder than
Each and every hardy man
Most in all the female gender
Prefer the hardness diamonds render

There is one problem though, that must be mentioned
Mentioned here with all good intention
A dame in bed would be out of luck
Teaching a diamond how to ….