Skinny Dipping, and Flirting 'n
Thrills by candlelight?
Public displays of affection?
Well, I suppose it sounds alright!
Turn - offs...? There's no answer,
So I trust that there can be -
Nothing that would offend you,
Within reason, of course, you see!
Soooo - I'll choose my WIG quite carefully,
My LEG, I'll screw on tight,
My TEETH, stuck firm with polygrip,
My SPECS, to improve my sight.
My stockings? Oh they're SUPPORT ones -
My NAILS, stuck on with glue,
Thank goodness, there's nothing, that turns you off....!
'Cos I've got my GLASS EYE on you...!
I see this poem attracted the two resident weirdos: me and David Scott, lol. This is sure entertaining. And not so far from the truth nowdays. There's so many devices available to change your looks, you could literally spend an entire day getting ready to go out somewhere for a special occasion (but then it'd be bedtime which would require a whole new set of aids, lol) . loved every word.(smile)
very good! like the twist at the end. entertaining and cheeky :)
Hey Margo, great poem. I got one about Glass Teeth. A few more 'glass' poets and we can make an entire glass skull.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
hehe. haha.. whoa.. this is not only good poetry. but awesome poem.. i love this.