God's Top Nine Screw-Ups (Inspired By Poet Professor Poetry Hound) Poem by Bob Genevro

God is female
and the spitting image & likeness of
Lena Horne.
She has created the following boners:

I.
Refused to resurrect Moses
during the '04 Tsunami & '05 Katrina

II.
Allowed bullets to penetrate
Lincoln, Lennon,
RFK, JFK, MLK

III.
Implanted the scarecrow with
George W. Bush's brain

IV.
Should have given Rush Limbaugh
a vocal-chord vasectomy

V.
Stole my baseball card
autographed by Ty Cobb

VI.
I will never be blessed with
the guts & humility of Mother Teresa

VII.
Didn't grant me 20/20 vision
Didn't grant me hearing of Jack Nicholson's Werewolf
Didn't grant me a full head of hair...and especially
Didn't grant me Matt Damon teeth

VIII.
Cursed Joan Rivers on a red carpet with a pink plastic face and
Cursed Michael Jackson in a gold oxygen tank with a white rubber face

IX.
Named a Chinese dish after me:
Won Dum Fuk*