God Was Sleeping! Poem by Asif Andalib

God isn't sleeping
And God won't sleep
But in the beginning
God was sleeping!
Suddenly
He started dreaming -
God's last dream was a nightmare!
In His dream He saw He has a wife made of photons
She hugged God and then started crying
At one point of time
It woke Him up

Then He saw there was no one except Him
So He tried to create His spouse
At that time God's body was a round solid thing
It became bigger and bigger until it exploded
At that time God was a stupid and hurt Himself

Then God made many mistakes and learned the lessons
And became wise and powerful


Then
God's body turned Himself
Into the Most Beautiful Thing
That resembles a human being
And created the universe
With a little bit of His saliva

Now
God is able to create
Sexual organs of His body
But He doesn't do that
Cause
He is the only one of His species -
He is One
And
Unique.