Gods' Diner Poem by Solo IQ.

Adam is out
on a hot date
has a good time
until the fruit plate

Eve gets cranky
says ''I think I'm late
my nipples hurt
and you I hate''

Adam yells at the snickering cook
''Worst I ever ate! ''
Eve glares across the table
at her lousy mate

He gets on up
feels low rate
she calls him a slob
he mentions her weight

Things aren't going so good
they've just sealed our fate
that meal cost way to much
and smells a lot like bait