Got A Chinese Mom? Poem by Louis Marvin

watch out! ! ! !
Tiger mom will pounce on child and mate alike
will dropp the wisdom of 2,000 years on your head
and point out that 'you Americans' blah, blah, blah
and often I say, 'what? that's a Chinese saying? '
we Americans did steal the wisdom of the world
Chinese mom, points out common sense
we are lacking, we are lacking
oh Chinese mom, we love you so
even when you beat us over the head
with a bamboo stick
then she fixes us
and we eat the noodle soup and drink the tea