Govt. Health Warning. Poem by John Thorkild Ellison
Govt. Health Warning.
'I'm terrified of cheese, ' he said,
'And rather scared of hats, '
'The cheese will make me sneeze,
You see, and hats just drive me bats! '
The doctor gave a little smile,
'I've news for you! ' he said,
'Tonight you'll eat some Irish stew,
Tomorrow you'll be dead! '
'Beware of gorgonzola!
Beware of Danish Blue!
Beware of wearing hats at all!
Beware of Irish stew! '
Sounds about right. Everything has a health warning on it these days, breathing probably doesn't come without a health warning. Great write (with a great sense of humour added) .
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
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4/23/2024 9:35:39 AM # 1.0.0.1119
Once again lol. I love the humour in your poetry. Brilliant piece