Haircut Payback Poem by Chuck Audette

Haircut Payback

Rating: 4.5


My wife cuts my hair
my hippie days are done
the kitty below my chair
thinks the severed locks are fun

she's a stupid one alright
as my hair upon her falls
does she think she is
the belle of this hair ball?

I smile at a thought
and resist on yelling SCAT
after all, it isn't often
that I
...shed on the cat

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Anna Russell 07 March 2006

I now have a very strange mental picture of a poet/biologist/computer programmer shedding on a cat. I will be sending you the bills from my therapist. Hugs Anna xxx PS Have a 10

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Lea Simpson 08 March 2006

Hehe. Very nice Chuck.

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Esther Leclerc 13 March 2006

'The belle of this hair ball' - great line! Very amusing poem about a slice of life moment. Thanks for writing this. Take another 10!

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Dan Tharp 15 March 2006

hehehe.... humorous! dan

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Karen Sinclair 12 July 2012

HAHAHAHAHA! ! ! ! ! loved adored the end, revenge is sweet.....i could see little cartoons drawn with this...this should be in print, i hope it is, , , , wonderful

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Barry Van Allen 18 April 2007

Chuck, Purrrrr- fect! B.V.A.

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Scarlett Treat 06 March 2007

Speaking of 'furballs! ' This is hysterical...and all because you had to grow up!

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Dee Daffodil 02 May 2006

Charles...Love this! ! Where oh where do you get your ideas from? ! You are so very creative! ! Hugs, Dee

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Duncan Wyllie 15 March 2006

Loads of humor here. I could picture a much hairier cat. Great fun. Love Duncan

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Chuck Audette

Chuck Audette

Poetry Hell, Vermont
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