Chuck Audette

Rookie - 0 Points (Poetry Hell, Vermont)

Haircut Payback


My wife cuts my hair
my hippie days are done
the kitty below my chair
thinks the severed locks are fun

she's a stupid one alright
as my hair upon her falls
does she think she is
the belle of this hair ball?

I smile at a thought
and resist on yelling SCAT
after all, it isn't often
that I
...shed on the cat

Submitted: Tuesday, March 07, 2006

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  • Rookie - 182 Points Karen Sinclair (7/12/2012 3:45:00 PM)

    HAHAHAHAHA! ! ! ! ! loved adored the end, revenge is sweet.....i could see little cartoons drawn with this...this should be in print, i hope it is, , , , wonderful (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Dee Daffodil (5/2/2006 11:28:00 AM)

    Charles...Love this! ! Where oh where do you get your ideas from? ! You are so very creative! !
    Hugs,
    Dee (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Esther Leclerc (3/13/2006 9:16:00 PM)

    'The belle of this hair ball' - great line! Very amusing poem about a slice of life moment. Thanks for writing this. Take another 10! (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Anna Russell (3/7/2006 4:17:00 PM)

    I now have a very strange mental picture of a poet/biologist/computer programmer shedding on a cat. I will be sending you the bills from my therapist.
    Hugs
    Anna xxx
    PS Have a 10 (Report) Reply

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